The Goldbergs (season 2)
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The Goldbergs (2013–present) is an American long-running sitcom aired on ABC.
Season 2
[edit]I Rode a Hoverboard [2.8]
[edit]- [Adam videotapes himself singing and dancing to "Faith" by George Michael. Adam soon bumps his arm on a bookshelf, causing it and everything on it to fall on him]
- Beverly [checking to see what happened]: [gasps] Snuggle monster! [runs really fast toward Adam]
- Erica [signing the cast on Adam's broken arm]: I can't believe you broke your arm dancing.
- Adam: It was either that or when Mom jumped on me. I'm so psyched! This severe compound fracture is my ticket to popularity.
- Barry: Nerd's right. Everybody loves the kid in the cast.
- Erica: Yeah, until everybody finds out how he broke it.
- Adam: Why? What's wrong with a lonely boy in his room, videotaping himself shaking his groove thang to George Michael? Yeah, I hear it now.
- Erica: Just come up with a good lie. Something cool.
- Adult Adam: Thanks to Mr. Zemeckis, I had a cover story anyone would believe.
- Adam: Hoverboard. I was on a hoverboard! [slams his broken arm on the coffee table] AAHH!!
Cowboy Country [2.12]
[edit]- Murray: Stylish? You're wearing Batman pajama bottoms.
- Adam: It's Batman Under Armour!
- Erica: Okay, everybody out. I need to use the... [sees Adam shaving] Oh, my God! Are you using my lady BIC?
- Adam: I'm stimulating the follicles.
- Erica: Ha! You suck. Barry, get the camera! Adam's being Adam!
- Beverly: What's with all the yelling? Oh, my joy! Is my baby trying to shave? [happy gasp]
- Adam: I'm stimulating the follicles.
- Barry: I got the Polaroid. Say "peach fuzz." [takes a picture of Adam, much to the latter's embarrassment]
- Adam: No!
- Beverly: Haha! That's going on the holiday card. [laughing]